Its quiet here!

[El Bee]

I've prob got a couple of years on you Zel - It came as a shock when one day I realised it was hard work putting my socks on - gotta do something or go sockless.

[Darren]

I've prob got a couple of years on you Zel - It came as a shock when one day I realised it was hard work putting my socks on - gotta do something or go sockless.

That's what god made wives for!!! She can even give you a soothing foot massage before hand!

[El Bee]

I've prob got a couple of years on you Zel - It came as a shock when one day I realised it was hard work putting my socks on - gotta do something or go sockless.

That's what god made wives for!!! She can even give you a soothing foot massage before hand!

That's what I meant by the hard work - I mean, it never stops at the foot massage does it!!

[Cortado]

I've prob got a couple of years on you Zel - It came as a shock when one day I realised it was hard work putting my socks on - gotta do something or go sockless.

I could picture you in a very fetching pair of pink latex sock suspenders, wouldnt have to bend so far.

[John G]

That's what god made wives for!!! She can even give you a soothing foot massage before hand!

That's what I meant by the hard work - I mean, it never stops at the foot massage does it!!

[Sammy]

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That's what I meant by the hard work - I mean, it never stops at the foot massage does it!!

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Dont encourage him!

[crispy]

Had to cut my toenails yesterday, blimey it was nigh on impossible with big boobs and a big belly I'm gonna have to get longer arms